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butteredtopcorn:

jakemalik:

true friendship test: call your friend at midnight and ask if they want to go to mcdonalds

[Australian bonding call of “MACCAS RUUUUUUUN”]

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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psychosanta:

I think about using this a lot

psychosanta:

I think about using this a lot

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rootbeerflotsam:

GUYS WHAT THE HELL APPARENTLY A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD HEADSHOT OF MINE IS THE BASIS FOR SOME KIND OF MEME IN JAPAN?!?!

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suppermariobroth:

Low-polygon version of Delfino Plaza as seen from Delfino Airstrip in Super Mario Sunshine.

suppermariobroth:

Low-polygon version of Delfino Plaza as seen from Delfino Airstrip in Super Mario Sunshine.

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Anonymous asked:
What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

carolianna:

makewayforbreeding:

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.

FUCKING DESERVED IT

but was it worth the weed

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wickedclothes:

Stitched Clockwork Heart Pendants

Sometimes our hearts get ripped apart at the seams. Luckily, time heals all wounds. Carved out of various woods, these heart pendants are filled with old watch parts. Sold on Etsy.

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runingly:

i don’t even watch this show and this is the strangest and cutest relationship ever

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basedgosh:

earthnation:

y’all are so annoying about dogs tbh i see posts like “there’s probably a doggy all the way across the world wagging its tail right now I have butterflies” get a job u fuckin hippies

image

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welcometohellfilm:

hinatashoyolo:

here’s this scribble of jonathan just wanting some privacy (man wtf are toilets he looks like he’s about to fall in)

Hahahaaa!

welcometohellfilm:

hinatashoyolo:

here’s this scribble of jonathan just wanting some privacy 

(man wtf are toilets he looks like he’s about to fall in)

Hahahaaa!

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welcometohellfilm:

linrinkuarts:

These are old doodles tbh, just got to post them now because

  1. I was planning to color some of them but I didn’t get around to do just that.
  2. Editing the picture because I leave spaces here and there on the paper itself.

Oh wow!!  I really really adore the eye close-ups!!!  Those are excellent! 

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welcometohellfilm:

creapex:

Mephistopheles is one big lanky dork babe

BIG LANKY DORK BABE

welcometohellfilm:

creapex:

Mephistopheles is one big lanky dork babe

BIG LANKY DORK BABE

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